Horse Dildo: When Big Is Not Big Enough

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By the time you’ll finish reading this article, you’ll already know which huge horse dildo is the best choice for you, regardless if you’re new at this or an experienced veteran.

In this article you’ll find out:

• Where you can buy them,
• which models and sizes are available, length
•  
• which materials are used,
• do they have a suction cup or not,
• and of course, how it feels to use them.

Shortly you’ll be able to ride it like Carry Light or Jeri Lynn in one of those free porn videos.

Gotta love these girls, they can take it like a champ. You should check one of their anal or pussy creampie videos if you haven’t already.

Let’s check these top-rated realistic horse dildos before I start looking for more of their porn videos with amazing content.

Top-rated horse dildos

Anyone who is interested in playing with giant horse dildos needs to stock up on lube and start warming up to prepare themselves for one of the biggest dildos to ever penetrate them.

We are featuring four products and all four of them are impressively huge and not for the faint of heart. Without further ado, here they are:

	Price	Main features
		Hanxueber Horse dildo for beginners Main features | Phthalates free, multiple colors available, veiny Made for | Horse dildo beginners
		Huge horse dildo by LZYAA Main features | Section cup, veiny, huge Made for | Advance users
		Mr. Ed Horse Penis Dildo Main features | Multiple colors available, anatomically correct, made in USA Made for | Intermediate and advance users
		18.5" Trojan Dildo Main features | Made in USA, anatomically correct, huge Made for | Advance users
		Bad Dragon Chance The Stallion Main features | Multiple sizes and colors available, suction cup, detailed textures Made for | Advance users

Hanxueber Horse dildo for beginners

This horse cock dildo is a huge sex toy that will stimulate both the clitoris and vagina due to its ergonomic design.

It will bring you huge orgasms in your vagina after a strong stimulation of your G-spot. It comes in four colors: beige, gold, purple and black.

You can use it for anal penetration but for advanced users only. If you are familiarized with horse dildos, then this is an entry-level sex toy.

The pleasure offered by this dildo with the realistic design is even more increased by the veins. It is recommended to use proper lubricant with it and to insert it slowly into the vagina.

The general product description

This dildo is made of PVC of high-quality, non-toxic, free of Phthalates, hypoallergenic, and with a delicate touch.

It has a length of 9.96″, an effective length of 8.59″, a width of 2.5″, and a weight of 742 grams. The base size is 5.39″ * 1.37″.

The dildo is soft and elastic and it can bend in any angle you want without suffering any deformation.

It has to be kept in a dust-free and cool place. The horse cock dildo will be delivered in a discreet package that totally protects your privacy.

Conclusion

These are high-quality sex toys and I really love them. While it’s quite big, it’s much smaller than the rest of the dildos on this list.

I liked almost everything about it, except for the lack of a suction cup. This might be the perfect start-up stallion dildo. It’s great for beginners and advanced users to warm up.

Huge horse dildo by LZYAA

This huge dildo is everything you may want from a really big sex toy. It’s huge in size, has a suction cup, is quality made, has a realistic shape, and has no irritating smell.

This LZYAA product is made of a healthy, medical PVC that doesn’t leave any abrasions or rashes. More, the producer offers a CE RoHS certificate at your demand.

This huge dildo has a super long size, with the following measurements: 16.2 inches in length, a 1.73-inch diameter as a minimum, and a 2.56-inch diameter as a maximum.

Available in three colors, black flesh, and purple, this toy is ideal for advanced users.

It is fully waterproof so you can use it anywhere you want, on a wall or in the bathroom, due to its suction cup.

Using LZYAA

The only two things you have to care about before first using this toy are washing the product with hot water (or sex toy cleaner) and using a generous quantity of lubricant with it.

After using the dildo you have to wash it with water, again, and wipe it dry after preservation. The product comes with a velvet bag, specially made to store the dildo.

The toy was delivered in a very discrete and unmarked box. That is very important, at least to me. You can never be too careful.

Mr. Ed Horse Penis Dildo

This dildo is indeed an immense sex toy! This rubber toy has 20 inches in total length and is molded to look like a real horse phallus, in both shape and size.

It comes in four colors: blue, red, beige, and black. The shape and the size of this dildo are truly stimulating.

It is recommended to be used by medium users. It is smooth and it goes easy, but you still need to use a large quantity of lube with it.

At First Glance

This anatomically correct penis dildo is made of top quality materials, Phthalate Free PVC, made in the USA.

If you are allergic to urethane, PVC, or latex, then you shouldn’t use this sex toy.

TSX Toys, Inc. is the custom manufacturer of this product. Mr. Ed’s dildo has a total length of 20 inches, from which 17 inches are insertable. The maximum thickness is about 2.75 inches while the minimum thickness is about 2 inches.

Using Mr. Ed’s horse dildo

This is a great toy for those who like huge dildos. It is easy to use due to its round head and because it doesn’t have a suction cup on the bottom it has to be used with both hands or, with a partner.

The base section can be put in a smooth, flat place, but the seal can be broken by any stronger movement. It is very smooth and you can use assorted lubes with it.

This dildo is ideal for those who want to sate their horse bestiality fetish. More, it can be used for prostate stimulation. You can bend this sex toy forward and thrust it with one hand.

Conclusion

This toy is firm but flexible. It’s also easy to clean since it can be cleaned with just water and soap. Mr. Ed is perfect for those that are looking for a very long horse penis replica that is not too thick. It’s something that beginner to advance users would really like.

18.5″ Trojan Dildo

This huge dildo is probably the biggest you can buy and you can customize it according to what you want and want to experience.

It comes in four different colors (red, blue, black, and flesh) and is made especially for the buyer. You cannot expect that all horse dildos from TSX will be the same.

I love the advertisements that this toy will leave you speechless because it actually does. The realistic reproduction of a horse member that’s so big is just magnificent and impressive.

At First Glance

This huge horse dildo is made of completely phthalate-free PVC. It measures up to 18.5 inches in total length with a penetrable length of 17.5 Inches.

It is at least 2.5 inches thick and has a circumference of 7.5 inches. Really huge, right?

Using the Trojan

It is important that you use a lot of lube when you try penetrating yourself with this oversized dildo to avoid getting hurt.

Well, to avoid getting hurt more than you expected, because the size of this horse dildo is no joke.

When you have spread lube on the dildo, add some more on your hole and start gently, pressing the head in and letting the shaft slide inside after.

Conclusion

This very realistic dildo is so big, I believe it is the largest horse dildo that you can purchase at the moment.

The fact that it is customizable makes it even worth every penny you cash out to get a taste of horse cock penetration.

The Trojan horse dildo was a bit more expensive than Chance the Stallion, which is reasonable since it’s much bigger.

Bad Dragon Chance The Stallion (Medium)

This dildo is made of body-safe materials, highly detailed texture, and curves because it is handmade in the USA. It’s manufactured by Bad Dragon, a company that was founded back in 2008.

They give buyers interested in fantasy-themed toys a wide array of products to choose from. Chance the stallion was delivered in a simple brown box wrapped in a plastic bag.

I was immediately drawn to the pair of gigantic balls that sits at the base of this huge dildo. The long shaft is covered in thick veins that branch off into smaller veins making it look very realistic.

And then there’s the medial ring at the center which adds to its already impressive girth.

At First Glance

Its head is large and bulbous and it has a very defined ridge. This product I’m discussing is a large size, there is a fully flared version of Chance which has a bigger and rounder head.

Let’s get down to the details of the size. The entire dildo is over a full foot in length. The shaft diameter is 1.66 inches, the head diameter is 2.48 inches and the insertable length is 10 inches.

This dildo is available in 4 different sizes, each in the soft, medium, firm, or a combination of soft shaft and firm base, and medium shaft and firm base.

While I choose medium firmness, I would suggest the firm version if you plan to use it for anal play. That way it won’t bend while thrusting.

Using the Chance The Stallion

Because of its size and girth obviously, you are going to use a lot of lube that works well with silicone. Use a little pressure to guide the head inside and when it is through, the shaft will easily slide in.

It is better to leave a lot of room for you to hold the giant horse dildo properly and take in only what you are comfortable with.

You can use the suction cup base and plant it firmly on a flat surface for you to ride, but the suction cup is going to be tested since it’s quite heavy.

Conclusion

It works as expected and is surprisingly pleasurable instead of painful to use. If you are into animal play and other fantasy-themed activities, you are certainly going to want to try it.

Where to find a horse dildo for sale?

As you probably already know, there is not a lot of them available on the market. However, there are a few places you can still find horse dildos for sale.

While the first guess would be sex toy shops, you would be wrong (at least in most cases). Etsy and Amazon are actually the places where you’ll find most of them.

In a Nutshell

People with a taste for the deviant and the different have had a hard time looking for fantasy-themed toys that are accessible to buy and of high quality. These horse dick dildos we have talked about are great examples of quality products that are well worth your money.

So if you are looking for a fulfilling experience with animal play, go for the exciting horse dildo that will surely please you in ways you didn’t imagine it would.