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John Holmes Dildo Review: Huge Realistic Pornstar Dong

John Holmes Dildo Review: Huge Realistic Pornstar Dong

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I consider it an honor to write this John Holmes Dildo Review because I am a fan of John Holmes, the legendary pornographic actor.

During his time, he was considered to have the largest, thickest and hardest member in the entire adult industry.

I feel very lucky to have tried the John Holmes UR3 dildo and let me share with you the gist of the experience.

First glance at John Holmes Dildo

INSERTABLE LENGTH
9.5 inches
MATERIAL
PVC (UR3)
BRAND
Doc Johnson

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This is one of the most realistic dildos, it looks exactly like the real thing and feels authentic as well.

After pulling it out of the box, I inspected the realistic replica of John Holmes’s massive tool and was impressed. It had realistic looking, hand-painted veins.

The John Holmes dildo felt real to the touch. It had a soft and squeezable outer layer and a rock-hard inner core.

Yes, it was indeed huge! It comes with a suction cup base that will attach to any smooth surface and strongly at that.

What makes it very realistic is theUR3 material used to mold this monster and measures 2.5 inches wide and 12 inches long.

The Good

I consider this dildo a must-have for adult film aficionados and fans of John Holmes. It would be like having Holmes’s massive tool penetrate you to your very core.

But toy lovers and those who are not familiar with the legendary porn star will still be impressed with the size and the life-like appearance of the best realistic dildo.

The beautiful pink head and painted and sculpted veins plus the hefty balls make it look very life-like and exquisite.

It was not made to be kept in a storage bag for too long. Those who enjoy a bit of a challenge will truly appreciate the extra-long and extra-thick shaft.

After trying it with the help of my husband, a partner in this crime, I experienced a truly filled sensation that was very satisfactory – hands-free at that – with the help of the strong suction cup.

But the best part about this toy is not just it’s size and appearance, but the fact that it cleans up easily.

Just wash it with warm soapy water or use your favorite toy cleaner after all the fun’s done and as soon as it dries, give it a light dusting of cornstarch to keep it in tip-top shape.

The Bad

The John Holmes Dildo is a toy for the more advanced users only. And by users I mean, those with plenty of experience using sex toys, especially the penetrative kind.

It is too big for beginners. Daring newbies could have fun with it with the use of a lot of lube and patience.

Pros
  • Strap-on harness compatible
  • Suction cup works great.
  • Extremely realistic looking
  • Offers a good stretch
  • Easy to clean
  • Can be used with any Vac-U-Lock toy
Cons
  • Too big for average user
  • Material could be better

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Conclusion

The kink lies in how realistic and life-like it is. The fact that it was molded to replicate John Holmes’s manhood makes it even more enticing since the legendary porn star was considered the best in the industry.

I love how this realistic dildo was partner-friendly. My husband and I were able to use it together during a steamy and hot afternoon (wink-wink).

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Comments

  1. Rex says

    July 21, 2021 at 9:17 am

    I like John Holmes Dildo so much and I want one so bad

    Reply
  2. Gene bessette says

    May 13, 2022 at 8:05 pm

    I love the size of this dildo I been fucking myself for 24 years it’s like fucking yourself with a 20 once coak bottle I take it all and try and get a little more

    Reply

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